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Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 34	Posted - 2013.02.23 21:04:00 - [1] - Quote are you hiring? i could use a job. I do great barback
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 34	Posted - 2013.02.24 02:08:00 - [2] - Quote i... i'm sorry. mom? is... is that you? it's so weird, I swear I hear a hag trynna tell me what to do I challenge you to a ~~duel~~ swordfight
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 35	Posted - 2013.02.24 10:49:00 - [3] - Quote anyone wanna join me for some action figure fun in my CQ dibs on Diane and Julia!
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 35	Posted - 2013.02.24 20:37:00 - [4] - Quote who wants to see me do the helicopter
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 37	Posted - 2013.02.24 23:14:00 - [5] - Quote anyone happen to know the Guinness record for helicopter spins
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 43	Posted - 2013.02.25 13:59:00 - [6] - Quote matt.... damon Indah i tried but every time i think of you i get a stuck prop and have to start over
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 44	Posted - 2013.02.26 07:39:00 - [7] - Quote Kirjava wrote: What is this "tip" you speak of, as a European I'm unfamiliar with its uses... Orders Guiness, changes channel to the 6 nations Irleland v Scotland replay, not having seen the match yet SCOTLAND tips... a thing where you give free money to the hard-working. incentive!
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 44	Posted - 2013.03.03 08:07:00 - [8] - Quote white girl on the couch! wait, that's a boy... ooh hey, frentix!
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 75	Posted - 2013.05.14 05:23:00 - [9] - Quote call me the poke-man, cuz I wanna catch 'em all
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 75	Posted - 2013.05.14 05:27:00 - [10] - Quote uh ... dibs yeah that's the word I was looking for.
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 81	Posted - 2013.05.15 07:04:00 - [11] - Quote ain't gotta tell me twice.. sorry, pool's ~~closed~~ OPEN
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 86	Posted - 2013.05.15 22:04:00 - [12] - Quote don't... get caught alone with six she broke my CQ
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 92	Posted - 2013.05.16 21:03:00 - [13] - Quote *not wanting to bother the man, Loco ponders Kirjava's tissues for some moments, before laughing to the point of tears while installing tissue into his own nostrils, and taking a seat near Kirjava to taking in the show
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 93	Posted - 2013.05.16 21:54:00 - [14] - Quote Kirjava wrote: Passes Loco a fresh beer, chinks his own against it and drinks to the glory of Alice in a maid outfit knowing better than to look a gift horse in the mouth, Loco takes a drink from the beer with gusto. Upon noticing the amazing taste, he turns the bottle in his had to read the front of the label. "Dos Equis." Loco reads under his breath. He continues to speak at a whisper: "where did he get a Dos Equis in space?" Loco looks back at Kirjava to ask the question, but Kirjava is already taking in Loco's enjoyment of the refreshing beer. Loco realizes Kirjava already knows the question, and so asking it would be very un-cool.
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 95	Posted - 2013.05.17 09:14:00 - [15] - Quote *Loco looks at Zoe and every fiber of his being tells him those legs will be the death of his immortal body
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 101	Posted - 2013.05.17 16:21:00 - [16] - Quote ok, now -that- is a cool motherf
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 127	Posted - 2013.05.18 10:32:00 - [17] - Quote I'll say: you're ******* loco!
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 372	Posted - 2013.05.22 04:54:00 - [18] - Quote sorry. sometimes I can be confusing ADD can be analogous to Schizophrenia in the way the dopamine pathways work--schizophrenics make connections that other people normally wouldn't. sometimes it goes bad, sometimes it's brilliant
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 374	Posted - 2013.05.22 06:24:00 - [19] - Quote Between breathing and Chloe, I pick Chloe
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 383	Posted - 2013.05.22 07:37:00 - [20] - Quote I'm done for
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 384	Posted - 2013.05.22 10:31:00 - [21] - Quote checks to see if it was broken off it made it. holy ***
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 614	Posted - 2013.05.24 04:30:00 - [22] - Quote I was going to ask if anyone knew what happened to 7, but... I think I figured it out
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 614	Posted - 2013.05.24 04:40:00 - [23] - Quote most humans have a sense of self to fall back on, after a desire to be selfless is shattered I can't talk about it without causing any more triggers for the rains... but there's a lot you don't know about. It's alright. you didn't know. 7 has regressed to day 0, it seems, and I hope that's the extent of it. I should have maybe said something to keep her from going head over heels. just... consider what it is like to have a serial number for a name, of six thousand, six hundred and thirty seven. the rest of us have difficulty finding ourselves, but at least we have the benefit of a birthright to look. //I'm going to keep the rains busy and away from here for a while, so they have a chance to talk with 7 and decide how they feel about the situation as a group, rather than repeat 7's experience unprepared.
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 616	Posted - 2013.05.24 04:51:00 - [24] - Quote Kenneth O'Hara wrote: I'm soo lost. I need Morgan Freeman to explain all of this to me. I'll explain it to you on your first birthday, I promise.
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 616	Posted - 2013.05.24 05:08:00 - [25] - Quote Commissar Kate wrote: I'm so so sorry, The monocle fills you with darkness. Seven gave me the strength to overcome that darkness and I will forever be grateful for that. nah, don't sweat it. it was unhealthy for her, and rather superficial to get so worked up over looks. a lot of people do it--7 needs to see it was because she's just as human as the rest of us. we all have things that haunt us. 7 is dealing with all of hers at the moment. she has to figure it out for herself I gotta say, CK, if you were going for "ugly" you were successful.
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 655	Posted - 2013.05.24 13:25:00 - [26] - Quote ah, Kate, about that. 7 has had.. a harder time than the other girls. it's obvious to me that she liked your legs. she just doesn't know how to express herself in a kind way.
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 695	Posted - 2013.05.24 20:23:00 - [27] - Quote Kate, what's that skirt you have on, I wonder if I have one for the rains. I can't believe what it does for the derriere
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 700	Posted - 2013.05.24 21:36:00 - [28] - Quote how odd. the rains have two of the impress skirts on the racks, but I don't recall them making the butt pop the way yours does. hah. 8 saw me looking through the racks, and I guess it caused her to want to go shopping. she just ran to jita without a word
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 713	Posted - 2013.05.24 23:26:00 - [29] - Quote you need to take a look at kate in full body view. she's got a little bit o' booty on her in that skirt
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 763	Posted - 2013.05.25 08:33:00 - [30] - Quote Commissar Kate: the fairest jawline and bubble-est booty in New Eden
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 783	Posted - 2013.05.25 09:19:00 - [31] - Quote way to go, kiddo
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 785	Posted - 2013.05.25 09:29:00 - [32] - Quote you gonna be alright?
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 788	Posted - 2013.05.25 09:40:00 - [33] - Quote I get the feeling I'm about to be *follows 6 sometimes I forget which one of us wears the pants
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 788	Posted - 2013.05.25 09:44:00 - [34] - Quote oh yeah? well... ****
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 823	Posted - 2013.05.25 15:10:00 - [35] - Quote *having seen the last few minutes transpire, and the unexpected exit by seven and nine, finds himself incredibly confused, but immediately responds to six's beckon: "YEP!!"
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 879	Posted - 2013.05.26 05:44:00 - [36] - Quote *loco stops in the doorway and his mind races at the scene before him. drinks. six asleep on the couch, very likely passed out from alcohol [he'll ask about that later]... but this man standing in an authoritative pose, in front of them. neatly dressed, clean... not good. he approaches 8 and takes a deep bow, conspicuously so that the unknown gentleman can at least be assured of their status: "Ma'am, I did not mean to keep you waiting. My apologies. I have finished your business in Jita and am here to Chauffeur yourselves back to Sobaseki"
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 882	Posted - 2013.05.26 05:48:00 - [37] - Quote *Loco proceeds to assist six, and picks her up with no acknowledgement of the gentleman's question. it is fitting behavior for a Brutor slave. it just might work. with six securely in his arms, he avoids eye contact with a person of status, and is thankful his dreadlocks hide the evidence of his being a capsuleer.
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 882	Posted - 2013.05.26 05:54:00 - [38] - Quote *loco is in the doorway and knows 8 can see him over the gentleman's shoulder. it's been a while since he's had any type of swashbuckling, and dances an awkward jig with six in his arms, to test 8's capacity for shenanigans. 8 gives no indication that she sees him, though he knows she can. he turns to leave, impressed at 8's performance loco looks down at six's face and sees for the first time how much of a baby she is
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 974	Posted - 2013.05.27 09:38:00 - [39] - Quote but... the butt!
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 975	Posted - 2013.05.27 11:07:00 - [40] - Quote "a man can only run so fast..." Loco mutters to himself. "nor can I remember the last time I ran." *saunters over to Chloe to get within talking distance. she's facing him but he can still see it from the front "hi Chloe, how are you?"
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 979	Posted - 2013.05.27 11:22:00 - [41] - Quote *Loco inconspicuously adjusts himself. he reaches for six's and Chloe's arms and is about to interrupt, but he pulls his hands back after noticing... they're getting along?
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 996	Posted - 2013.05.27 11:34:00 - [42] - Quote *loco totally loses his composure. he takes a few steps back and puts his hands on his face, then the top of his head, and tugs at his dreads in disbelief. "THAT.... IS... THE BEST THING... EVER!"
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1001	Posted - 2013.05.27 11:48:00 - [43] - Quote *loco spontaneously trips and falls backward onto his ass. there was nothing there to trip over. he remains on the ground and watches six and Chloe disappear around the dark corner.
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1002	Posted - 2013.05.27 12:00:00 - [44] - Quote Loco remains motionless for quite some time, while trying to decide if he is really on the floor right now, and whether he really saw sweet little six and Chloe go to the back. He pulls himself up on a couch and drops into his seat like a sack of potatoes. he is staring off into the imaginary distance, when his catatonic posture is broken by the sound of crashing metal and boxes, and six's voice yelling off in the distance "GOOD donkey! aaaOOH!" Loco can't handle the situation anymore, and goes to the mens' room to release some pressure in a stall. he stumbles in a daze toward the mens' room. "...holy... *****... **"
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1010	Posted - 2013.05.27 13:07:00 - [45] - Quote loco emerges from the men's room and can't decide whether he wants to stay or leave. he takes a seat on a couch and decides to just quit struggling with consciousness, and shuts his eyes to pass out. after a few moments, he kicks his shoes off, with his eyes still closed. "never pass out with your shoes on. ..." *loco immediately falls into a comatose sleep.
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1020	Posted - 2013.05.27 13:20:00 - [46] - Quote loco pops his head up and holds up a finger briefly to add: "The structure skirts' piping is too bulky and the light is wrong... the Rains own several and avoid them for that reason." loco's head drops against the back of the couch again, and he is instantly back to sleep. he pops his head up again "The basic cargo pants go surprisingly well with the sterling tops" out again
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1147	Posted - 2013.05.29 21:29:00 - [47] - Quote Commissar Kate wrote: I think I took a better portrait this time. What does everyone think of it? fabulous
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1151	Posted - 2013.05.30 03:52:00 - [48] - Quote oooo i have a feeling they like it. I found this and this printed as posters in 7's bedroom. I assume they're going up as soon as she returns. the only suface area left to put them is the floor or the ceiling--I have a feeling it's not the floor. (download to view full res)
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1155	Posted - 2013.05.30 04:32:00 - [49] - Quote yeah, that sounds good. I'm doing great--relaxed almost to the point of falling asleep. I'm not particularly hungry, but I'll pick at something with ya. how are you
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1159	Posted - 2013.05.30 06:14:00 - [50] - Quote the rains bought me in the slave bazaar some months back. it was 7. I've known them for quite a while longer than that. soon after I graduated from Pator Tech School, I met... well, I call her Rain, too. I guess you could call her the original Rain. I see her about every day. the rains you know inherited those memories of me. I'm still not as comfortable around them as they are with me. It's quite the experience to see the rains acting out their lives--each with some part of the ... original. I don't think of them as copies; they're amazing in their own right--and much more focused. 7 just sent me a message to say she's ok. I should show this to the girls-- Kirjava, Commissar Kate, thank you for your hospitality. If I may take my leave
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1159	Posted - 2013.05.30 06:44:00 - [51] - Quote I thank you for the offer. *bows deeply.
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1268	Posted - 2013.06.05 11:51:00 - [52] - Quote heads up: to launch the client use the exefile.exe workaround. currently the launcher is broken
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1274	Posted - 2013.06.05 14:07:00 - [53] - Quote Graygor wrote: Come to Japan and i'll show you. There's these girls who have a hairstyle very similar to that and look kinda like Alice's character did yesterday. They look like living asian barbies. Its really creepy. They try not to blink and their skin is way too made up. all I hear is "effort" and not in the bad way
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1290	Posted - 2013.06.06 22:04:00 - [54] - Quote most fun I've had in years
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1290	Posted - 2013.06.06 22:29:00 - [55] - Quote 10/10 would do it all over again
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1290	Posted - 2013.06.07 00:38:00 - [56] - Quote Mizhir wrote: Loco Kamikaze wrote: most fun I've had in years Miz walks towards Loco "If you ever find yourself in the need of a lady you can pleassure, you know where my CQ is. " She then kisses him on the cheek and slowly walks away while swaying her rear a little bit extra. Loco looks around and sees 9 who is already staring in his direction. she gives a cute wave with the top half of her hand as if to say 'bye!' Loco walks as fast as he can after Mizzy
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1303	Posted - 2013.06.07 09:28:00 - [57] - Quote I can hardly walk
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1306	Posted - 2013.06.07 09:42:00 - [58] - Quote Mizhir wrote: Loco Kamikaze wrote: I can hardly walk Goodmorning. Didn't expect to see you up so early after the night of hard work. I'm obviously tore up from the floor up but I love my life right now, I really do. *faints
Loco Kamikaze Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1310	Posted - 2013.06.09 01:26:00 - [59] - Quote welcome to the land of torn between two women PS: keep an updated clone

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